Until recently, Julia hadn't had sex in three years.But now:- a one-night stand is accusing her of breaking his penis;- a sexually confident lesbian is making eyes at her over confrontational modern art;- and she's wondering whether trimming her pubes makes her a bad feminist.

Authors June Hayward and Athena Liu were supposed to be twin rising stars. But Athena’s a literary darling. June Hayward is literally nobody. Who wants stories about basic white girls, June thinks.So when June witnesses Athena’s death in a freak accident, she acts on impulse: she steals Athena’s just-finished masterpiece, an ....